I was put on BLAST, but the suggestion was right. MINT UP! Read below:

Aw yea, the blogs are back.

Thought this wasn’t happening for a second, didn’t you? Fear not – I’m here to give you a weekly rundown of each matchup – one you never asked for!

For those who won their first week – you came, you drafted, you conquered! Big Dak Energy? Dak’d that ass up. WAP? No slip ups for them despite the lubrication. The Robstahs? Pure domination thanks to Davante AND Thielen going off. COVID Commanders? Commanding performances from Russ and DK! The Mask Debaters? No debate – Ridley Brees-ed right through that Seahawks defense. Al’s team? Good.

Your Week 2 Power Rankings:

We’re all about to get royally butt-raped by Al. Save us, Robstahs – you’re our only hope!